Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Hit 100,000 targets.
Make 10000 kills.
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Take 10,000 hits.
Complete the game having killed everything.
Complete the game using only the M16.
Kill a naked person.
Use every weapon in the game.
Complete the game.
Watch all the credits.
Complete level 10.
Make 1000 kills.
Fight an ostrich.
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Firebomb the band.
Start the second level.
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Make 100 kills.
Enable cheats.
Run for 5 minutes.
Take a rocket to the face.
Touch someone while burning.
Duck under a rocket.
Perform your first execution.
Commit suicide.
Make your first kill.
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