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Click on door 430 five times.
This is an achievement.
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Quit the game and then start it again.
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
No seriously, we disabled it.
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
It is impossible to get this achievement.
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