Read a book from a bookshelf
Kill your first Orc Noob
Get your very first lethal weapon
Eat your first Garden Gnome
Player has successfully whooped all available bottom in the game; earning this elusive title!
Kill the Ent
Eat 100 Gnomes
Eat 500 Gnomes
Eat your first grilled chicken
Collect at least 100 eggs
Buy a surpise from Melisande
Release all the chains
Find the marvelous Chickenator
Get full strength when Level Up
Get full agility when Level Up
Get full luck when Level Up
Get full protection when Level Up
Make the Bard play another song
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Drink your very first grog
Whoop Ass 10 times!
Use the stinky outhouse
Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
Kill an enemy using metal bars
Kill yourself with metal bars
Get eaten by a shark
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
Have three grogs in total
Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
Loot 6 drunken orcs
Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
Complete the dungeon 100%
Drink five large grogs at the same time
Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
Kill Big Boi
Kill your first IRS guy
Defeat The Immortal
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