Reunited with an old friend.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Saturday.
Survived Friday.
Survived Thursday.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Survived Wednesday.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Survived Tuesday.
Kicked open a door.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Sucked down your own piss.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Totaled 30 cars.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Finished all seven days.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Read the newspaper every day.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old flame.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
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