Soda Connaisseur

Drink all sodas

Wake Up

Beat the game

Son of Man

An apple for a head

Why Are You Like This?

Clone an object way too many times

Please Use Other Door

Find the nook in Optical

Vaguely Activated Achievement

Congratulations on doing something!

Take Your Trash Elsewhere

Fail at throwing away trash

Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement

Fire Alarmist

Pull one fire alarm

Sugar Crash

Break a soda can

Secret Achievement

Polite Recognition

Find the hidden trophy

Expert Fire Alarmist

Pull enough fire alarms

Fire Safety Achieved

Pull all the fire alarms

Superluminal

Beat the game in under 35 minutes

Secret Achievement

Mindful

Finish all challenges in Challenge Mode

Biggest Fan

Finish the game with developer commentary enabled

Speed Runner

Beat the game in under an hour

Secret Achievement

Fires Extinguished

Empty all fire extinguishers

Secret Achievement