benjones

Surfs Up Dude!

I can't even...

Damn Squatters!!!

Sharing is good!

Dagger Fist

Now you can throw daggers!

Get off my lawn!

Hey Sailor!

Go To Hell!!

You beat the game!

A Real Hero

You are an ARCADE MASTER!

Copy And Paste

All of the Stuff!!!

Get all the pointy things!

All of the Things!!!

Collect all the questy things!

Real Magic

...And My Axe!

The Love Boat!

Look Ma, No Saves!

Really - I didn't cheat!!!

I Don't Wanna Die!

While you're (not) down there...

What A Rip Off!

You won't be needing those...

Donation Accepted!

And Then I Complained That The Game Was Too Easy...

Hand Solo

Make War, Not Love...

I read books for the pictures, dude!

Complete the Arcade adventure!

Game Over Man! Game Over!

How Do I Do That Again?

Do you even lift, Bro?

Reach the max level!

You Lose! Perfect!!

Exit Only!

Defiler of Roosters

There is no Thurstan, Only Zuul!

Kids these days...