Okay now you're getting a hang of it. Congrats. But still, this is really just the beginning.
Good job starting level one. Now get to it, there's a long way to go from here.
You're the greatest at being the worst! I bet you're angry. Take a breathe, and now, fall off 100 more times.
Ouch! Don't worry though. There's at least checkpoints in this game.
Impressive. But where did you land on the leaderboard? That's the real question. It might just be time to do it all over again.
You really think you're gonna beat this thing huh? Well. I suppose dedication is a good thing. Even if it is dedication to yelling at your screen.
Okay, so this is truly the halfway point. I'll say it... good job.
THE FINAL LEVEL. Can you believe it? I can't. I figured the skull yelling at you endlessly would really put a bone in your back. But I guess not. Oh well. Good luck on this last bit. I made sure it was very hard.
Two more to go. This one's tricky. But if you get to level seven you're going to get very frustrated.
Look man, good job okay. Nobody is going to give you a prize for less than half way.
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