Hit em with the snowball, hit em hard.
Uncovered the Cursed Mines
Uncovered the Arcane Ruins
Uncovered the unnatural, subterranean Forest
Broke the seal, and stepped into Hell
Bested the tallest hairdo in all the Axis Powers
Bested the foremost combat expert in the Reich
Bested the circus trained SS Officer
Bested Phleshy, the Flesh Golem
Bested the Acursed Foreman
Bested Charlie the Rat King
Rescued the Diesel-Punk combat drone
Rescued the squad Projectile Trajectory Expert
Rescued a loose soul, cursed to wait in the dirt for all eternity
Rescued the squad People-Fixer
Rescued designated Boom Expert
Rescued the squad Minister
Rescued the squad Trigger Finger
Rescued the fabled Shrinking Shotgun Surgeon
Rescued the squad Judas
Rescued the squad designated Blood Sucker
You beat the game!
Defeat Satan in under 25 Minutes
Defeat Satan in under 35 Minutes
Defeat Satan in under 45 Minutes
Bested the Stranded Chuul
Bested that totally normal and not at all weird deer
Bested the writhing Wurm of the deep
You've bested Crossfit Satan! I wonder if he was the mastermind of your curse?
Bested the lvl 2 dwarven fighter's worst nightmare
Bested the speaker for the trees, who was silenced long ago
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