Death is for losers who don't go to the gym. You never die, you just rest a little.
Speedo loves to dodge your bullets. You should try to aim better.
You wouldn't see an elephant even if it was standing in front of you.
No undead is able to defeat you. You were born as a god killer. (Just in a game, of couse)
You managed to get every achivement possible. Nicely done.
Solve all your problems.
You proved that size doesn't matter, no enemy is able to face you with a challenge.
You can stop whenever you want, right?
You managed to commit genocide of already dead people. Well done.
Gods look upon you as their next champion. You made it through the whole battle arena and killed thousand of enemies on the way.
Take the long way, and patch yourself up.
Dou you know... what's the definition of instanity?
Your skin is the last to receive damage. People call you the Iron man (no related to any known superhero).
It's okay to lose. Just, don't lose so many times.
Remember: it's not humiliating if you are getting anything in return. Yeah, tell yourself that...
You love your weapons well treated.
You are not going to listen to an ugly bitchy ghost.
The best fight tactic is to run away.
A known evil is better than an unknown good.
One round after another, you beat them all.
You made sure government doesn't hide anything on those torches.
While others break lights, you fix them. There's nothing bad on being scared of darkness.
I'm not disgusted you played so much, but do yourself a favor and go touch some grass <3.
You are not supposed to win on survival, but you managed to do it multiple times. Amazing.
You opened the game for the first time. You're so brave. Keep it up!
HAPPY FEET! WOMBO COMBO! That ain't Falc... THAT AIN'T FALCON! OH, OH! OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! WHERE YOU AT??? WHERE YOU AT??? OH!!! OH MY GOD... WOMBO COMBO!!!
You sure know a lot of different languages.
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