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Deserted

Flying High

Tea, the final frontier

Zombino

Only half a buffoon

Fish Slap

Activate the fish!

Mad Hat

Activate the top hat.

Turnip Surprise

Activate the turnip.

Calm Book

Activate the calm book.

Aviators

Activate the aviators.

That's Dino-might!

Use the dynamite.

Oops.

Use a frag grenade to end your tea party.

Over 2001

Activate the monolith.

Potato Box

Witness the potato box flying through space-time.

The Last Baron

Witness the Red Baron.

This monday to friday plane

Activate the snake.

Deal with it.

Activate the sunglasses.

Totally Unrecognizable

Witness the zeppelin.

Teaception

The Tea Boss

Get an 'S' rank in every level, in both Mode 1 and Mode 2.

The Dude

Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 1 levels.

Straight A's

Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 2 levels.

The Fancy Finger

Flip the bird, if the bird were a fancy bird.

Bad Show!

Anger Management Required

You Buffoon!

Young Grasshopper

Dead Weight