Capture a baby within 2 seconds of spawning.
Capture a baby from 3 different teams in a single round.
Hit 3 other dads with a single punch.
Deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Lock the doors and deny a capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Raise your totem to the top in Totem Toppers.
Capture a fat baby.
Win 10 times in Sudden Dad Overtime.
Win a game of Smash 'N Grab without ever letting go of your baby.
Hit a dad with his own skull.
Hit 100 other dads by throwing your own baby.
Hit a dad with your own fat baby.
Hit a dad with his own baby.
Punch a Diaper Brick out of mid air.
Win a Diaper Sniper round by eliminating three other dads yourself.
Eliminate another dad within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Eliminate yourself within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Climb 500 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Climb 1000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Climb 5000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Punch 1000 coins out of other dads.
Finish a Corporate Ladder game without picking up any coins.
Participate in 100 games of Smash 'n Grab.
Participate in 100 games of Diaper Sniper.
Participate in 100 games of Corporate Ladder.
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