Take your second beating.
Find your most valuable tool.
Take your first beating (spoiler: it won't be the last!).
Take your fourth beating.
Get hired twice for the same case.
Take your third beating.
Take a ride with the city's most honest bookmarker.
Do not scare Brunhilda while telling her a story.
Contribute to as many deaths as possible.
Play bad cop convincingly.
Put your acting skills to the test.
Play good cop convincingly.
Stand up to Quince as many times as you can.
Stand up to Sam as many times as you can.
Charm Helen Moore into giving you a present.
Take 400 nightstick blows. Maybe a few less.
Help the Colberts live a second honeymoon and receive their gratitude.
Find all false endings in the game.
Watch all 6 alternate scenes at the end of the game.
Buy your favorite goat a second burger.
Beat someone up for once.
Take your sixth beating.
Solve the case.
Complete the game without dying a single time.
Complete the game dying less than 9 times.
Complete all deductions in the game.
Complete the Hockey sheet of the Hall of Fame album.
Play baseball.
Complete the Football sheet of the Hall of Fame album.
Complete the Boxing sheet of the Hall of Fame album.
Complete the Baseball sheet of the Hall of Fame album.
Complete the Hall of Fame album.
Interact with as many books as you can.
Take your fifth beating.
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