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Phone Home

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

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The Final Frontier

All trophies unlocked! Wow! You got all the things! Did all the stuff! Endured all the poop jokes! Good job!

The $600 Man

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

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Ambidextrous

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

It's Not In The Game

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Your Friendly Neighbourhood...

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

For Science!

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

Deleted But Not Forgotten

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

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No Refunds

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

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Flippin' the bird

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

Turdball Wizard

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

That's all people really want to do...

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Au-revoir Gopher!

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

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We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

A Little Help, Please

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

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Home At Last

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

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Botanist

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Zoologist

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Build It Up

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

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I Feel The Same. I Think?

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

I Come in Peace

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

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Shocking

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Pinball Wizard

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

The Answer is 42

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

Who Is Teratomo?

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

Old Game Master

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.

Old Game Alliance

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

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Jewel of the Bargain Bin

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex

Power Underwhelming

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1

Coastal Postal

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1

Open Seasame

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Walking On Air

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground

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Cannibals

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

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