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The High And Mighty

The Cleanest Streets

Assigned to the Upper Echelon

The Boot Lickers

Assigned to the Lower Echelon

The Best Of Us

Assigned to the Upper Citz

The Most Of Us

Assigned to the Common Citz

The Worst Of Us

Assigned to the Lower Citz

First Degree

Kill someone for the first time.

Total Knock Out

KO someone for the first time.

My Words Are Stronger

Defeat an enemy via talking.

Bapped A Zap

Defeat an Amalgam enemy for the first time.

Bapper Of Zappers

Defeat 50 Amalgam enemies.

I Am The Zap Bapper

Defeat 100 Amalgam enemies.

The J.O.U.S. Is Loose

Friendly Fire

Every Death Makes Me Weaker

Die for the first time.

Time To Crush

P.A.N.W.

BANG something.

Meta Retreat

Unlimited

Activate the North Wood Unlimiter Mk IV for the first time.

Absolute Evil

Lamp Lady

Steal one of the North Wood's many Salt Lamps.

Money Is More Important Than Seeing

Steal 50 of the North Wood's many Salt Lamps.

Pockets Full Of Lightbulbs

Steal 100 of the North Wood's many Salt Lamps.

Minimalg Savior I

Do You Believe In Magic?

Pat That Cat

Pet Spot 642.

Just One Cup

It Ate My Money And All It Did Was Move

Unlock your first Nyim door.

With Friends Like These

Summon someone to your aid for the first time.

I'm Not Crazy, I Talk To God

Noodest

Attained True Freedom in Episode 0.

A Difficult First Step

Attained Freedom in Episode 0.

Made For Rebellion

Attain Anarchy in Episode 0.

Route To The Absolute Self

Attain true control in Episode 0.

Agent Of The Sparrow

Attain Control in Episode 0.

My Friend Is My Enemy Is My Friend