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Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
This is an achievement.
No seriously, we disabled it.
Quit the game and then start it again.
Click on door 430 five times.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
It is impossible to get this achievement.
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