AFAK

"But I didn't stop moving!!"

Corporate Espionage

Kill your first target. Unlocks the "Pompadour" Hat.

Ho, Ho, Ho

Play during christmas. Or cheat it. We don't care. Unlocks the "Festive" hat.

Skill Issue

They were already dead...

Kill 3 enemies in one Laser Sword teleport. Unlocks the "Straw Hat."

Bhop Expert

Chain 50 perfect jumps in a row. Unlocks the "Kitten" hat.

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLA-

Land a critikill with every shot from a revolver. Unlocks the "YEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" Hat.

Caught the Bug

Submit your first leaderboard score. Unlocks Ghost Customization.

Sororicide

PhD

Wow, I feel awful

Extinguished

Collector

Pick up 25 different items. Unlocks the Itemdex.

Busy Hands

Find all items

HAVE AT THEE

Defeat a target with a Zweihander. Unlocks the "Sunny Helm" hat.

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The cake is real.

I don't know what I expected...

A Pleasant Ride

Forklift Certified

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN

Nice shootin', kid!

Nothing Personnel, Kid

I ONE PHASED IT!!!

One Punch Girl

Finish all bosses with a punch.

Funiculì, Funiculà

Get a kill with a pizza.

Rat%

Return to Sender

Kill a Rocket Brute with their own missile.

Strike!

We Worked Hard On That

Skip a story level by entering the win zone before the dialogue finishes.

We're worried about you

Get an S+ in ALL levels.

Kaikebab

Loot Queen

Find every Loot Bot.

Nothing Interesting Happens...

Proud of You

Repeat Offender

Submit 3 ghosts. Unlocks the "Baseball Caps" hat.

Rollin' in it

Get an S+ on any level. Unlocks the "Distinguished" hat.

Slow and Steady Doesn't Win the Race.

Submit a run 3 or more minutes in length. Unlocks the "Slowpoke" hat.

Trespasser

Vibe Assassin

Y'ALL BREADY FOR THIS?!