At least one animal was potentially harmed during your job interview.
You weren't the best candidate.
Turns life into a TED Talk and believes in the power of group hugs.
The eternal optimist who sees rainbows in the storm clouds.
Doesn't have followers, just a team of highly motivated minions.
Believes in parallel universes where procrastination leads to productivity.
Could win an award for making the best chicken soup and life advice.
Never met a stage they didn't love or a dance floor they couldn't own.
Their to-do list has a to-do list, color-coded and laminated.
Life is a playground and they're the fearless kid on the monkey bars.
Congrats — You got the job!
Knows your feelings before you do, but won't say 'I told you so'.
Believes in unicorns and kindness as a super power.
Built a robot to handle small talk at parties.
Designed a space ship in their spare time, just in case.
Can turn a rainy day in a sunshine-themed surprise party.
Sees the world as a canvas and insists on painting outside the lines.
Organizes their socks by length and color, just in case there's a sock emergency.
Thinks duct tape can fix anything, and often proves it.
You were the perfect candidate!
You managed to upset the interviewer.
You botched the interview in under 25 minutes.
You were the worst candidate.
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