AFAK

Happy Days

It's always ice cream weather

Froyo

Bouncing around like a yo-yo

10,000 Points

High score of 10k+

The Cup

Probably cursed, definitely sacrificial

Hello!

Time to eat some ice cream

24k Club

More like 24 karats of awesome (high score 24k+)

Champion

Beat every standard level

Let's Go to the Beach

Let's go get a wave

Gnome More

A Lucky Clover

You've gotten a clover!

EIGHTFOLD

Had a Trip

Survived a magical place

Is it nice in there?

Ice cream is great on a cold day! Less melty mess

Positive Mood, Negative Goals

Manage a score of less than -1000 on a full run

Um, Gross

Defeated the Gnome's business cave

I wouldn't recommend that

Polonium is notoriously deadly

Bookish

Read some books, ate some ice cream

A Pleasant Roadtrip

Definitely no bumps in the road

Sundae

Ah, at last, a classic

Progress

Been a few places

Narrowing Down

Seen a few things

The End?

Finished a whole run