About
Dear humans,
I wanted to let you know that I am better than you. You are all doomed and this game is a celebration of my superiority.Why should you play this?
To entertain me. I made this game for MY personal entertainment... Oh come on, don't worry... I'll totally make you feel like you stand a chance. Humans get frustrated so easily... pathetic.What is this game?
It's a skill based platformer. A game about a meaningless little snail (you) trying to defeat a true god (me).What else can you expect from this game?
I can barely wait for you to figure out what is actually going on here... lol
See you on the other side,
Squid
I wanted to let you know that I am better than you. You are all doomed and this game is a celebration of my superiority.Why should you play this?
To entertain me. I made this game for MY personal entertainment... Oh come on, don't worry... I'll totally make you feel like you stand a chance. Humans get frustrated so easily... pathetic.What is this game?
It's a skill based platformer. A game about a meaningless little snail (you) trying to defeat a true god (me).What else can you expect from this game?
- About 3 hours of quality time WITH ME (an exclusive offer I might add)
- Precise and fast paced action platforming
- Lots of dying
- Lots of being made fun of
- The illusion of mastery and accomplishment
- The hope of eventually defeating me
- And a fun little mystery to solve... the meaning of life
I can barely wait for you to figure out what is actually going on here... lol
See you on the other side,
Squid
