Grew first weed plant!
Harvested 420g of weed!
Grew 1,000,000g of Cannabis!
Smoked 50 trees!
Smoked 1000 blunts!
Smoked 10k fat ones!
Made 100 sales!
Served 4200 people!
Made 50k deals!
Spent 5 large!
Wasted a hundred grand!
Burned through 1 mil!
Rolled 100 joints!
Rolled 420 spliffs!
Rolled 12321 Js, hellz yeah!
Made the first 1000 bucks!
Sold $100,000 worth of weed!
