You discovered the balcony code
Your fandom for Thunderbone is beyond reproach.
You won the drone race.
You found Jay. And she's pissed.
You were briefed on the mission.
You spoiled the end of the story for the drummer.
You have arrived in Nuwaka.
You have reached Satnajoskull.
You have entered Jakharrak.
You're ready to meet the Cypher Master.
You were ripped off by the condom dispenser.
You repaired your custom AVR headset.
You found the source code.
You met the Cypher Master in hyper reality.
You solved the Ghost of the Navigator riddle.
You have entered the den of the Technomancers.
You subscribed the mechanic to quite a bit of spam.
You climbed your way to the lighthouse.
You controlled the cleaning robot with the Ultra Glove.
You coded the malware.
You met the giant octopus.
You went fishing for the giant octopus.
You treated the VR beggar with respect.
The missile is ready to fire!
You started the DDoS.
Reality is not what it seems. Anymore.
You succesfully stopped the VirtuaVerse!
You accessed your bank account.
You love stalking people!
Worst boyfriend of the year award. Winner: You.
You joined The Blade.
You wired the touchscreen on the first attempt.
You found the Cubus Club. Time to locate Jay!
You successfully stopped the VirtuaVerse!
You discovered the balcony code.
