Kill 30 llamas
Revive a friend
Knock over 50 street-lights
Kill ovar 9000 llamas
Kill the entire US & Canada llama population
Cause $100,000,000 of damage to the world
Get the framerate down to peasant-level
Unlock every perk
Complete District 3
Destroy 20 phone booths
Unlock your first weapon
Make 1000 ice cubes
Complete District 2
Wash the camera 5 times
Clear 2 areas without using a weapon
Clear 10 sections without missing a shot
Destroy 200 magazine stands
Complete District 1
Extinguish 10 llamas that are on fire
Unlock every weapon
