You're in it for the money, right?
How far did you fall? You must be a great lander.
Your first big choice, my how your path has changed.
You are true crusher master. Respect.
You've been through a lot. You are truly an expert survivor.
Baby's first fall! How cute.
You met your first foe! Congrats!
Look at that! You used magic for the first time.
A soul has been released...
You are a true king. A King of Parkour.
Look at you. Standing proud on stage.
You trusted your gut. Good idea.
You are such a vent master! And it works this time!
