Suspend your offspring's license before it's even issued.
Experience the odd sensation of being the parent of someone with an IMDb page.
Have a child who becomes a true professional in their activity of choice.
Manage to complete the best possible diorama without your child's assistance in Year 10.
Complete a playthrough of The Parenting Simulator.
Fill the box with everything possible during the epilogue.
Claw your way up to an executive position at work.
You managed to prevent your baby from getting sick during their first year.
Make a high-stakes gamble on your pet's life…and win.
Don't let a minor vehicle issue pump the brakes on the quest for a driver's license.
Pay for college tuition or trade school completely out of your own pocket.
Remain a low-level employee as long as possible.
Establish a connection with another parent.
Extract a heavy toll to perform a household task.
Exploit your child's laziness for maximum profit.
Make a less long-term commitment when shopping for potential pets.
Enter the danger zone.
Allow your little one to go as long as possible without mastering the toilet.
Watch your child graduate high school.
Take a hard swerve to avoid turning onto Memory Lane in Year 11.
Go to the hospital the maximum number of times in the story.
Give a name to your newborn baby. No pressure, right?
Help someone else's baby get a full, uninterrupted nap.
Travel far in order to watch your not-so-little one accept a major award.
Be active against activities!
Insure that your child survives the first day of school.
Resolve an awkward sister situation by calling in an unlikely conflict resolution assistant in Year 12.
The more the merrier, right?
Convince your teenager that you're actually worth spending time with in Year 15.
Achieve full potty-trained status as soon as possible.
Randomly select your child's gender.
Your longtime friend came to the graduation party.
Your child's biological relative came to the graduation party.
Your sister came to the graduation party.
Spare no expense when it comes to the seventh birthday party.
Come upon a name from another time, another place.
Help your child get top marks on a standardized test.
Help your child pass a major audition.
Don't let your sister go away angry in Year 4.
Sacrifice the moral high ground to boost your child's chances in Year 9.
Watch your child go pro in their sport of choice.
Raise a child who still voluntarily spends a good deal of time with you when all is said and done.
Take a hard line on going under the water in Year 7.
Locate something very valuable that has been misplaced.
Finish The Parenting Simulator with at least one stat at exactly 50%.
Receive an upgraded version of a previous gift.
Watch your child graduate at the top of the class.
Win the WeViewer's Choice Contest.
Have a plan backfire in the best way possible.
See your offspring end up with a slightly more normal job than actor, athlete, or artist.
