Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Saw a postcard returned to the Gift Shop.
Took all characters to the bottom of The Cave. (Player 1 only)
Unlocked all Cave Paintings. (Player 1 only)
Witnessed a hot dog cooked with the monster's breath.
Spied a King, eaten by a Dragon.
Got the Weight Guess scale to read 666.
All three characters killed by one Miner's dynamite.
Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Saw someone slip off a ledge in the Missile Silo.
Got the bridge inside the temple to collapse.
Saw every Can of Corn in The Cave destroyed.
Got a Xavetar fortune for every character. (Player 1 only)
Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Everyone reached the bottom.
Saw the good in everyone.
Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Collector of forgotten dreams.
Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Where did the King go anyway?
The scale reveals a baleful figure.
3 die by the Miner's hand.
Slipped, where wet.
Broke bridges.
Food-based destruction.
Peered into everyone's fate.
Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Reached the bottom.
Nobody died.
Stole.
Broke things.
Everyone is gross.
Captured crusty melodies.
