I Can Now Buy 4 Good Sucks! ;-)
I Can Now Buy My Own Cool Trailer House, Shucks!
I Can Now Buy A Really Cheap Toyota Truck!
I Can Now Buy A Year Of Good Luck!
I Can Now Buy A Small House In Lubbock!
This Game Did What No Woman Has Ever Done Before!
I Can Now Buy One Really Good F*ck!
I Can Buy A House In Colorado That Doesn't Suck!
I Can Now Buy A Really Nice Pickup Truck!
I May Not Be Rich, But I'm Happy Damn It!
I Mean Who Can Do This Whole 'BJ' Thang And Not Ever Bust?
But I think whoever developed this game is a bastard ..Wee!
Ohhhh *moans* What A Great BJ It Was!
I Did Nothing Wrong I Say! ..Nothing At All! ..I'm Freakin' Innocent Yo!
God Lit My Ass Up 25 Times In A Single Game!
God Is Freakin' PISSED! I Didn't Do Shit Man! ..I'm Contacting The Better Religious Bureau!
But I tend to believe that I'm actually quite delicious!
Holy Hell, I Am Now Rich As F*ck!
Took The Easy Money.. Don't Care About Being a Bum!
It Takes One BADDDDDD Man To Piss Off God This Much!
Made A Tempting Choice To NOT Take The Easy Money!
I Think Love Is Looking For Me Today!
Well dammit, now I'm in a bad, bad mood!
Well.. I think that this game can go straight to hell!
It takes a helluva dumbass to make this achievement! My momma is so proud!
First Time Splitting My Stuff!
I'm Destined for Greatness.. When It Comes To This 'BJ' Thang!
Only Four Others Are As Good At Doing The 'BJ' As Me!
Nobody Does The 'BJ' As Well As Me Baybee!
They Say That Ace Means Luck.. I Must Be Lucky As F*ck!!
I'm the best damn thing this game has ever seen, end of story!
Call it what you want game, but that's just my style!
Yo, dev.. Re-do the code! This should NOT be permitted!
Well maybe I'd be a little bit nicer if I wasn't so indebted!
