Kill 100 enemies.
Destroy 100 cars.
Destroy 50 police cars.
Destroy 50 SWAT vans.
Destroy 50 military trucks.
Destroy 25 helicopters.
Destroy 100 helicopters.
Destroy 50 police helicopters.
Destroy 50 SWAT helicopters.
Destroy 50 military helicopters.
Throw or kick 50 humans into the blades of a helicopter.
Kill 300 enemies.
Complete 10 stages on Endless Mode.
Complete 40 stages on Endless Mode.
Complete 100 stages on Endless Mode.
Eat 25 airborne people.
Make 20 pairs of humans collide in midair.
Catch 50 airborne people.
Kick away 10 incoming rockets.
Destroy 25 blimps.
100% the UFO stage.
Complete the simulation in under 1 minute.
Kill 1,000 enemies.
Complete the arcade story mode.
Kill 10 Shepherds of the Holy Lizard.
Kill 1,000 civilians.
Kill 5,000 civilians.
Kill 20,000 civilians.
Kick a single person 10 times in a row.
Destroy 20 cars.
All trophies earned and yet nothing has changed.