You finished Act 1.
You equipped the JOY bolo tie.
Pawpaw relieved himself.
You won the staring contest with Monkey.
You gave the pigman Mardi Gras beads.
You put on an itchy, foul-smelling shirt that you found in an abandoned mall. Nice.
You got the meter from the researchers at the fishing camp.
You finished Act 2.
You listened to the entirety of Showgoer's Tale.
You found the alligator phone case.
You unlocked the "Will You Make It Out Alive?" reading.
You got downers from Santa Claus.
You deleted all of Catherine's memories.
You failed to knock on the door at the fishing camp 5 or more times.
You found Catherine's ring.
You found wet Monkey.
You finished the game.
You unlocked 25% of nodes in the mind map.
You unlocked 50% of nodes in the mind map.
You unlocked all nodes in the mind map.
You knocked out Troy.
Obtain all trophies
Finish Act 1.
JOY!!!
Tinkle tinkle.
Suffer through Monkey's guilt trip.
Give the pig a gift.
Put on the shirts at the mall.
Get the meter from the researchers.
Finish Act 2.
Listen to the entirety of Showgoer's Tale.
Find the alligator phone case.
Maybe!
Get downers from Santa Claus.
Save nothing.
Don't get silly with it.
Find Catherine's ring.
No more infinite stare.
Finish the game.
Unlock 25% of nodes in the mind map.
Unlock 50% of nodes in the mind map.
Unlock all nodes in the mind map.
Strikebreaker.
Obtain all other trophies.
