You helped Yuri survive to see New Earth.
You found out what happens when the potatoes run out.
You didn't want this silly job anyways.
You let VAL9000 rule humanity.
You kept your mouth shut.
You didn't learn from history.
You returned home.
You finished an assembly during the last 3 seconds.
Your comrades look at you with awe and the deepest respect.
You released 10.000 potatoes from bondage.
You squashed 100 comrades.
You are happy, content and obedient... or else.
You played from beginning to New Earth in Hardcore mode.
You helped force peace.
You transcended.
You questioned your reality.
You detonated 25 mines without causing ANY damage.
You got humanity stuck in a loop, in a loop, in a loop...
You became second in command.
You scraped off 10.000 square meters of paint.
Assemble all 5 Earth ships in Perfect condition.
You completed the first 2 Earth Levels
You turned into a greedy capitalist.
You played from beginning to New Earth with Realistic Physics. We salute you.
You saved 12 or more recruits.
You collected 8 gold nuggets.
You failed to stop VAL9000.
Your DNA was inferior.
You took matters into your own hands.
You minded the potato.
You ran out of comrades.
You helped bluff an end to the war.
