Traveled a cumulative 3000km while fragging eachother in deep space.
Played 500 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre. You should be really good at it by now!
Scored 8000 points in Death Race. This is Bat Country!
Scored 500 goals in Soccer. Nice skills there, you!
Scored 500 points in Spong.
Performed 100 kills by deflecting a bullet. Form is temporary, class is permanent.
Scored 2000 points in Death Race. Pedal to the metal!
Played ten hours of Hyperdrive Massacre. You can now brag about your eye-to-hand coordination.
Traveled a cumulative 500km. In space. On cadillacs.
Alone and with friends, played 100 great rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre.
Played four hours of Hyperdrive Massacre. Hopefully with frequent breaks.
In your face! Performed 20 kills by deflecting a bullet.
Scored 100 goals in Soccer. Keep training, champ!
Played two hours of Hyperdrive Massacre. That's a good, solid play session.
Play 50 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre. Getting serious, are we.
Scored 100 points in Spong.
Scored 50 goals in Soccer. And in the correct goal!
Played one hour of Hyperdrive Massacre. You can take a break now.
Scored 30 own goals. You do know how soccer works, right?
Scored 50 points in Spong.
Scored 500 points in Death Race. Go Speed, Go!
You managed to kill yourself 50 times. Well, at least you shoot a lot.
You managed to perform 25 kills. Great result, if you weren't the target.
Killed yourself 10 times. Try to point your gun the other way.
Scored 5 own goals in Soccer. Whoopsie!
Killed yourself 5 times.
Played 10 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre. Getting better by the round!
Played one round of Hyperdrive Massacre. It's something.
Scored 1,000,000 points in Deathmatch. Let off some steam!
Scored 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch. Hasta la vista, baby.
Play one round
Play 10 rounds
Play 50 rounds
Play 100 rounds
Play 500 rounds
Perform 20 kills by deflecting a bullet
Perform 100 kills by deflecting a bullet
Travel a cumulative 500km
Travel a cumulative 3000km
Everyone keep a ridiculously high average speed for the round
Everyone keep a ridiculously low average speed for the round
Win a match without being killed once
Score 50 goals in Soccer
Score 100 goals in Soccer
Score 500 goals in Soccer
Score 5 own goals in Soccer
Score 30 own goals in Soccer
Score 50 points in Pong
Score 100 points in Pong
Score 500 points in Pong
Score 500 points in Death Race
Score 2000 points in Death Race
Score 8000 points in Death Race
Realize 1,000,000 points in Deathmatch
Realize 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch
Realize a whoppin' 50,000,000 points in Deathmatch
Play for 1 hour
Play for 2 hours
Play for 4 hours
Play for 10 hours
Commit 5 suicides
Commit 10 suicides
Commit 25 suicides
Commit 50 suicides