You've just seen a lot.
How many heads does it have?!
You've found the book of the dead.
Congratulations, you've endured the first nightmare. On to the next one!
Knives are for cutting, not for licking.
You just make the hearts pop.
Delicious!
You've passed the second nightmare. You're almost happy now.
You've been... thunderstruck!
You've built a beautiful cairn.
Finally, it's over.