Goat Simulator

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Genres: Action , Action Adventure , Adventure , Simulator

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Goat Simulator Achievements

There are 85 Goat Simulator Achievements worth 2375 gamerscore

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Angel Goat

Do no evil

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

LOEK Master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Rymdskepp I Rymden

Travel to space!

100

A Story About My Goat

I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Ling Ling Into Battle Go

Fight the turtles

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Goat Of The Hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

A Story About My Elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Is That A Goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

I Freaking Love Goats

Find all collectibles on level 7

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

100

Excalitgoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

I am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Jörgen

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Not Again

Get deviously trapped again

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Steal the Show

Do a card trick at the magician

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

The Charter Trip

Visit all zones on the MMO level

The Goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune

A Trip to the Moon.

GoatBall

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs

NERD!

Find all collectibles

I wanna be a baahlionaire

Gather $1000000

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the Podrunner.

Splishy splashy

Visit the badehaus.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Goat Simulator Achievements

There are 85 Goat Simulator Achievements worth 2375 gamerscore

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Angel Goat

Do no evil

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

Demogoat

Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

100

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtle

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Around the World in 5 Jumps

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

I freaking love goats

Find all collectibles on level 2

The Goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

100

Excaligoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Jorgen

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Not Again

Get deviously trapped again

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

The Charter Trip

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Steal the Show

Do a card trick at the magician

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

I am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

What's the Count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

GoatBall

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune

A Trip to the Moon.

Bacon Marauder

Shoot Down 30 Police Ships

Be Not Afreight

Destroy All Freighters

I Wanna Be A Baahlionaire

Gather $1000000

IT'S WORKING!

Run Wild With The Podrunner

My Little Brony

Find All The Pony Horses

NERD!

Find All Collectibles

Timey Wimey

Visit The Badehaus

Testaholic

Complete Test Chambers

The World Is Your Canvas

Tag 10 Walls

Use The Sword, Goat

Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat

The Alien Or The Egg?

Headbutt All Alien Eggs

Ruler Of the Seven Skies

Blow Up All Pirate Ships

Goat Simulator Trophies

There are 83 Goat Simulator Trophies

All The Goat!

Unlock all the Goat Trophies!

GoatQueen

Become the Queen of GoatVille

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Angel Goat

Do no evil

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

Demogoat

Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtle

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Around the World in 5 Jumps

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

I freaking love goats

Find all collectibles on level 2

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

Elf Street Boys

Baa with the choir

Excaligoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Jörgen

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Not Again

Get deviously trapped again

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

The Charter Trip

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

The Goa'th Ammendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your Life

Survive 10 days

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A New Challenger Has Appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm Bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Too Much Fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat From Above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it Go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Shattered Dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't Starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang Tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Big In Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

You Raise Me Up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Bounce It!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

GoatBall

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

What’s The Count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Plentiful Masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song Of My People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

Use The Sword, Goat

Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat

Be Not Afreight

Destroy All Freighters

Ruler Of the Seven Skies

Blow Up All Pirate Ships

Bacon Marauder

Shoot Down 30 Police Ships

What Came First? The Alien Or The Egg?

Headbutt All Alien Eggs

NERD!

Find All Collectibles

I Wanna Be A Baahlionaire

Gather $1000000

My Little Brony

Find All The Pony Horses

Testaholic

Complete Test Chambers

It's Working... IT'S WORKING!

Run Wild With The Podracer

Fund This!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair

Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

Visit The Badehaus

The World Is Your Canvas

Tag 10 Walls

Goat Simulator Trophies

There are 31 Goat Simulator Trophies

All The Goat!

Unlock all the Goat Trophies!

GoatQueen

Become the Queen of GoatVille

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Angel Goat

Do no evil

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

Demogoat

Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtle

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Around the World in 5 Jumps

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

I freaking love goats

Find all collectibles on level 2

Goat Simulator Achievements

There are 30 Goat Simulator Achievements worth 1000 gamerscore

The Goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

I am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Charter Trip

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Steal the Show

Do a card trick at the magician

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Excalitgoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

100

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

Not Again

Get deviously trapped again

Jörgen

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat Simulator Achievements

There are 30 Goat Simulator Achievements worth 1000 gamerscore

The Goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

100

Excaligoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Jörgen

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Not Again

Get deviously trapped again

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

The Charter Trip

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Steal the Show

Do a card trick at the magician

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

I am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Goat Simulator Achievements

There are 127 Goat Simulator Achievements

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Angel Goat

Do no evil.

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Don't Panic

srsly

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

BFF

Lick a friend

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Jörgen

Jörgen.

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

Goat Simulator Achievements

There are 85 Goat Simulator Achievements worth 2375 gamerscore

I Wanna Be A Baahlionaire

Gather $1000000

NERD!

Find All Collectibles

Testaholic

Complete Test Chambers

The World Is Your Canvas

Tag 10 Walls

Splishy Wibbly Timey

Visit The Badehaus

Bacon Marauder

Shoot Down 30 Police Ships

Be Not Afreight

Destroy All Freighters

Ruler Of the Seven Skies

Blow Up All Pirate Ships

My Little Brony

Find All The Pony Horses

What Came First? The Alien Or The Egg?

Headbutt All Alien Eggs

Use The Sword, Goat

Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat

It's Working... IT'S WORKING!

Run Wild With The Podrunner

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune

A Trip to the Moon.

What's the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

GoatBall

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

The Goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

I am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Charter Trip

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Steal the Show

Do a card trick at the magician

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Excalitgoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

100

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

Not Again

Get deviously trapped again

Jorgen

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

I Freaking Love Goats

Find all collectibles on level 2

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

Is That A Goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

A Story About My Goat

I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement

Ling Ling Into Battle Go

Fight the turtles

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

A Story About My Elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Rymdskepp I Rymden

Travel to space!

100

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

LOEK Master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Goat Of The Hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Angel Goat

Do no evil