You collected 666 ammo shards!
You collected all the weapons!
You defeated Holy Seraph Abdiel!
You defeated Holy Seraph Abdiel without taking any damage!
You defeated Archangel Akrasiel!
You defeated Archangel Akrasiel without destroying any of his blades!
You defeated all the bosses!
You completed a Enemy Spawner Challenge!
You defeated Archangel Azrael!
You defeated Archangel Azrael without getting chomped by the Abyssal Worm!
You defeated El Cid!
You defeated El Cid before he could use Flame Dash!
You defeated Archangel Gabriel!
You defeated Archangel Gabriel without destroying all of his shrines!
You defeated Ha'Satan for the first time!
You defeated Archangel Metatron!
You defeated Archangel Michael!
You moved less than 200 pixels during Archangel Michael's phase 1 fight!
You defeated Nebuchadnezzar the Mad!
You defeated Nebuchadnezzar the Mad without jumping at all!
You defeated Saint Olaf!
You defeated Saint Olaf while he was in his stunned state!
You defeated the Last Ophanim!
You stayed in the air for 4 seconds while fighting the Ophanim!
You defeated Archangel Ramiel!
You defeated Archangel Ramiel without destroying any super-computers!
You defeated Archangel Raphael!
You defeated Archangel Raphael without using any weapons!
You defeated the Celestial Titan!
You defeated the Celestial Titan in under 45 seconds!
You defeated Archangel Uriel!
You defeated Archangel Uriel while staying within 200 pixels away the whole fight!
You upgraded your entire skill tree!
You finished the game in Co-op!
You completed the game without dying a single time! You are a certified hardcore legend.
You saved the game for the first time!
You killed 200 protohumans!
You killed every single dancer in Archangel Raphael's club! What a savage!
You opened Metatron's Gate!
Your death was prevented by a helm of salvation!
You got the secret ending!
Congratulations! You beat boss rush mode.
Congratulations! You beat Punishment mode.
Congratulations! You beat punishment boss rush mode.
Damn... we should be paying you to play this game to be honest.
What the hell...you've perfected this game. You completed the game without dying a single time!
Wow...you really know how to get around. You completed the game without any item drops!
Damn...you are too powerful. You completed the game without any skill tree upgrades!
Seriously...you are an unarmed god! You completed the game without any weapons!
Holy...you've got some serious skills. You completed the game with only 1 HP!