Look at that, you actually complete chapter 7! Bravo.
Look at that, you actually collect all collectibles in chapter 6! Bravo.
Well, you did it: collect all collectibles in chapter 5! Not bad!
Well, you did it: collect all collectibles in chapter 4! Not bad!
Well, you did it: collect all collectibles in chapter 3! Not bad!
Well, you did it: collect all collectibles in chapter 2! Not bad!
Well, you did it: collect all collectibles in chapter 1! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 22 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 20 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 18 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 16 times! Not bad!
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 6! Bravo.
Well, you did it: die 14 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 12 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 10 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 8 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 6 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 4 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 2 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: use 30 jump pads! Not bad!
Well, you did it: use 25 jump pads! Not bad!
Well, you did it: use 20 jump pads! Not bad!
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 5! Bravo.
Well, you did it: use 15 jump pads! Not bad!
You did it: use 10 jump pads! Who saw that coming?
You did it: use 5 jump pads! Who saw that coming?
You did it: complete 15 levels without dying! Who saw that coming?
You did it: complete 10 levels without dying! Who saw that coming?
You did it: complete 5 levels without dying! Who saw that coming?
You did it: complete a level without dying! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 200 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 190 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 180 times! Who saw that coming?
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 4! Bravo.
You did it: jump 170 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 160 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 150 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 140 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 130 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 120 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 110 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 100 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 90 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 80 times! Who saw that coming?
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 3! Bravo.
You did it: jump 70 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 60 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 50 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 40 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 30 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 20 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 10 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump for the first time!! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 36 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 33 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 2! Bravo.
You did it: destroy 30 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 27 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 24 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 21 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 18 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 15 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 12 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 9 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 6 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 3 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 1! Bravo.
You did it: destroy your first weak block! Who saw that coming?
Look at that, you actually collect all collectibles! Bravo.
Look at that, you actually collect all collectibles in chapter 7! Bravo.
