For a meatbag, you have near robotic determination.
Complete the story level Genesis
Complete the story level Information Tower
Complete the story level Efficiency Distributions
Complete the story level Fabrications
Complete the story level Cost Optimizer
Complete the arcade level Welcome
Complete the arcade level Shutdown
Complete the arcade level Main Shaft
Complete the arcade level Data Center
Complete the arcade level Panopticon
Hit an employee with a thrown sharp object from 10 meters away
Complete the story level Consignments
Hit 10 employees in the head with a sharp object
Hit an employee with a thrown sharp object from 15 meters away
Headshot a supervisor with an arrow shot from at least 15 meters away
Steal a gun from a supervisor's holster
Kill a drone by knocking it with your head
Feed a roomba
Have two crows in your inventory
Make a supervisor fire another supervisor
Drop a sharp object onto an employee
Eat chocolate and cookies
Complete the story level Finding April
Eat 8 cookies in 4 seconds
Shatter 20 ceramic objects
Win a melee fight against a supervisor
Survive while getting shot at by at least 3 supervisors
Catch an object you threw at least 8 meters
Look down a hole in the floor
Wave to 10 workers
Blow up at least 3 bots using a single grenade
Clear the fuse puzzle in Cost Optimizer without blowing a single fuse
Push a supervisor off a building with a blunt item shot from your bow
Complete the story level Showroom
Throw 20 objects in the metal shredder in Fabrications
Squash 10 soda cans in the hydraulic press in Fabrications
Throw 10 bots off buildings
All light bulbs stomped in Fabrications
That's a LOT of soda
Throw a sharp object at least 5 meters and "catch" it with your face
Complete the game
Complete the game without dying
Complete the game in under (very short) hours
Finish all Arcade levels without killing anyone or being seen on experienced difficulty or higher.
Complete the story level Enigma
Find all Basic Collectibles
Find all Golden Collectibles
Complete the story level Conductor
Complete the story level Transcorp Central
Complete the story level Roof Ops