Get with 100 hookers from behind.
Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
Get with a hooker 100 times.
Get with girls from behind 10 times.
Get with girls from behind 100 times.
Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
Get 10 hummers.
Get 100 hummers.
Get 1000 hummers.
Get with the Devil's mistress.
Get with the big Robot.
Get with the hot Robot.
Get with one of Hod's chicks.
Get with 10 Girls normally.
Get with 100 Girls normally.
Get with 1000 Girls normally.
Complete the Tutorial.
Beat Chapter 1.
Beat Chapter 2.
Beat Chapter 3.
Beat Chapter 4.
Beat Chapter 5.
Beat Chapter 6.
Beat Chapter 7.
Beat Chapter 8.
Beat Chapter 9.
Beat Chapter 10.
Defeat the Man.
Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.
Get first place in the Butt Brawl.
Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.
Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.
Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.
Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.
Get knocked out 10 times.
Get knocked out 100 times.
Get knocked out 1000 times.
Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.
Mack 10 chicks.
Mack 100 chicks.
Mack 1000 chicks.
Get with 10 big girls.
Get with 100 big girls.
Get with 1000 big girls.
Get with 10 hot chicks.
Get with 100 hot chicks.
Get with 1000 hot chicks.
Get with 10 chicks.
Get with 100 chicks.
Get with 1000 chicks.
Get turned down by 10 chicks.
Get turned down by 100 chicks.
Get turned down by 1000 Girls
Get 10 girls off multiple times.
Get 100 girls off multiple times.
Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
Get 10 girls off.
Get 100 girls off.
Get 1000 girls off.
Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.
Defeat Ron Jeremy
Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
Steal the identity of 10 guys.
Steal the identity of 100 guys.
Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
Play the game for 10 Hours.
Play the game for 100 Hours.
Play the game for 1000 Hours.
Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
