Save your soft-headed uncle Morty from his plight.
Slay three Boar Men.
Collect every zoo animal.
Complete the game.
Spin a 5 pay.
Lose five consecutive spins in one battle.
Kill a monster outright with the first spin of the match.
Let Spudbucket land the final, killing blow against a foe.
Complete the Horse Puncher quests. This involves punching some horses.
Visit every location on the map.