The Award Winning burger simulation is back, and tastier than ever! Return to Happy's Humble in the newest iteration of the Happy's Humble fast food franchises, Happy's Humble Burger Farm! You're tasked with maintaining a restaurant and finding the meaning of life itself!Get a Job!Featuring an even toastier State-of-the-Art Burger Chef Simulation, That'll get you movin' and groovin' as you're slinging patties like an absolute Burger Boss. You'll be required to tend to customers and manage the entire restaurant, and above all keep things running smoothly. We pride ourselves on a 3 infraction policy. So just don't mess up, and everything will be just fine...Make Burgers!Fling burgers, slap cheese, fill drinks and deep fry it all! We've expanded our menu beyond your wildest dreams. A refined menu prepared in the cleanest of facilities, where we never drop food on the ground and serve it to you.

You'll find yourself making:

Our Patented Happy's Deluxe
The Fantastic Fowl Sandwich
The Poppin' Pork Sandwich
5 flavors of Soft Drinks
The Famous Strawberry Jacuzzi Shake
Hot Fries
Salmon Nuggets (New & Improved!)

Manage all of it!It's not all about what's cookin', good lookin'. You need to make sure things are up to par and maintain our Humble Hygiene Code of Ethics, which is lawyer talk for "please wash your hands". You never know what can happen at the finest restaurant establishment in the world, be prepared to unclog toilets, accept deliveries, throw away trash, and more.Places to Go, People to See!A living breathing world! Happy's Humble Burger Farm isn't the only thing on the block, the city of Blaketon features all the nightlife your heart could desire! Bars, Gas Stations, Hotels, Casinos, and more! Just don't go into the sewer system. It leads to absolutely nothing interesting.Collect Them All!The world, in addition to places to explore, features an array of collectibles. Over 100 original songs composed by found in CD format, listen to them at your apartment or at the restaurant! Notes, Recordings, Books, we've got it all! It's up to you to piece together the deeper meaning of- I mean, uh, burger recipes...Wake Up! Try Not to Panic!How did I get here? What is my name? Where am I? What if your entire life was a downright LIE? It couldn't possibly be. Your entire life has been about making delicious burgers. Or has it? You've become so used to waking up, working, and going home, was your life always this monotonous? It doesn't matter. Just keep doing what you're suppose to be doing and there won't be any problems.

Happy's Humble Burger Farm

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