SOME SEEK TO DESTROY IT,
OTHERS TO USE ITS POWER…
The Philosopher’s Burn, the most legendary put down in history, is the prize as the world’s best trash talkers face off in the diss battle of the millennium!

Slam Fighter II by Team Dogpit is a 2d rhythm/fighting game in which the combatants reduce each other’s hitpoints by delivering well-timed putdowns to the beat of a pulsing retro-style original soundtrack.OH SNAP!
GAMEPLAY SO HOT YOU’LL NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN
Talk smack as one of six fully voiced elite trashtalkers. School your opponent by typing insults to the beat — the better your flow, the sicker the burn!
Insult your way to the top in single player Campaign Mode
Clown on your friends in local hotseat Versus Mode
Plug in a second keyboard and use it as a second controller in Versus Mode, meaning your friends can't trip you up by typing on their own keyboard during your turn!
Featuring 10 all-new EDM tracks by Screaming ColorNew in Slam Fighter II Steam Edition!
Each character has different strengths and weaknesses! See if you can master them all!
Your diss actually has to be a real word! Get ready to talk smack on the fly!
Completely rewritten engine with the best beat detection ever seen in a verbal throwdown!
Completely new performances with audio quality so good you'll swear you're being insulted in real life!
Need to step away for a moment? You can pause the game! WOW!!
Achievements, leaderboards, and a good old fashioned high score table!
Different resolution options! Want to play windowed but larger than 640x480 resolution? Go for it!
Six different stage backgrounds that pulse in time with the music. Don't like flashy moving backgrounds? You can disable them!
Gallery where you can unlock profiles and character art!
And way more!

Slam Fighter II

But I'm too COOL to lose! Achievement

But I'm too COOL to lose!

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