You finished the game.
You recruited Blake and your dead mom.
You unlocked the "Will You Make It Out Alive?" reading.
You gave False Pawpaw John's head.
You showed John's head to the patriot.
You convinced Bruce to leave his post at the Ark.
You gave wet Monkey to Bruce.
You found wet Monkey.
You returned the meter to researchers with moderate reading.
You returned the meter to researchers with extreme reading.
You gave the pigman Mardi Gras beads.
You got the meter from the researchers at the fishing camp.
You failed to knock on the door at the fishing camp 5 or more times.
You unlocked all nodes in the mind map.
You spoke to Gus with the Metairie Angels phonecase equipped.
LeBlanc is all clowned up.
You finished Act 2.
You got downers from Santa Claus.
Pawpaw relieved himself.
You put on an itchy, foul-smelling shirt that you found in an abandoned mall. Nice.
You read Laura St. Claire's letter.
You equipped the JOY bolo tie.
You listened to the entirety of Showgoer's Tale.
You launched Crouton with Pots.
You found Catherine's ring.
You finished Act 1.
You steered the boat without taking damage once.
You found the alligator phone case.
You deleted all of Catherine's memories.
You launched Crouton.
You unlocked 50% of nodes in the mind map.
You knocked out Troy.
You recited the Hail Mary correctly.
You unlocked 25% of nodes in the mind map.
You won the staring contest with Monkey.
