Valsept

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

True Neverclick

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Speed baking III

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

All-natural cane sugar

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Speed baking I

Speed baking II

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Just plain lucky

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

So much to do so much to see

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

God complex

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Endless cycle

Last Chance to See

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Four-leaf cookie

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

When the cookies ascend just right

Gaseous assets

Seven horseshoes

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.