Make 100 kills.
Touch someone while burning.
Start the second level.
Run for 5 minutes.
Take a rocket to the face.
Make your first kill.
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Duck under a rocket.
Perform your first execution.
Make 1000 kills.
Make 10000 kills.
Complete level 10.
Complete the game.
Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Hit 100,000 targets.
Take 10,000 hits.
Complete the game having killed everything.
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Complete the game using only the M16.
Use every weapon in the game.
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Fight an ostrich.
Watch all the credits.
Firebomb the band.
Kill a naked person.
Enable cheats.
Commit suicide.
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