Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.

Complete 'Party Time'.

Complete 'When Good Heists...'.

Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.

Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.

Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.

Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.

Roast 50 peds with the car's flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.

Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).

Play SR3 Co-op for 5 hours.

Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.

Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.

Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.

Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.

Create and share a character online.

Complete all instances of Activities in Co-op.

Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.

Beat all Missions in Co-op.

Kill 15 cameramen.

Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.

Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.

Complete mission 'Weird Science'.

Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.

Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.

Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.

Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones".

Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.

Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.

Hold Your Position at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.

Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.

Kill Space Brutina.

Kill 1000 Gang Members.

Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.

Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.

Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.

Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.

Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.

Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.

Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.

Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.

Complete all instances of Heli Assault.

Complete all instances of Trafficking.

Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.

Complete Act 3 in another way.

Complete Act 3 in one way.

Complete 'The Ho Boat'.

Complete Act 1 in another way.

Complete Act 1 in one way.

Complete 'STAG Party'.

Complete 'http://deckers.die'.

Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.

Complete 'Zombie Attack'.

Complete Act 2.

Complete all instances of Mayhem.

Complete all instances of Escort.

Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.

Complete ALL Challenges.

Complete your first Challenge.

Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.

Kill 50 brutes.

Explore every hood in Steelport.

Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.

Find 100% of all Collectibles.

Find 25% of all Collectibles.

Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.

Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.

Complete all instances of Snatch.

Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.

Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.

Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.

Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.

Customize 10 vehicles.