You fully extinguished the human race...
Blood and lasers.
Allergic to pollen.
Completed the game.
This time it didn't escape.
Read the story.
You are the strongest human.
There's an even harder challenge...
Found an alternative use for a chainsaw.
Completed the Boss-rush.
No need for upgrades when you're already a beast.
First boss eliminated. Instantly mastered the uses of the harpoon.
Hardcore champion.
You don't seem to know fish have feelings too...
They used their sons to attack you. Not the best fathers...
Killed the undead fish.
Octopus is delicious with some potatoes.
"Could do this with my eyes closed."
Shark attack survivor.
Killed that gross parasite.
This one killed himself actually.